Tree Tops

At the top of a tree

You can go on a spree

For there is room for at least 69

You have fun way up there

For a such place is rare

You might never find a place so fine

It's like the Queen's palace

(you'll never keep balance)

You can see everything from up there

Oh I love this place

Fit for the majesty her grace

Though it's only worth something for birds

Big Paws

Once upon a time there was
A cat with unusually big paws
Her feet were as big as a car's tires
And this is not what a cat desires

One day she was at home without any crew
'Cause her owner was away buying some shoes
Suddenly it happened something very surprising
Now the cat's feet were changing their sizing

First to the size of a window frame
(The cat already felt ashamed)
Then they grew to the size of a room
Then to the size of a house, and BOOM!!!!

The cat's feet had now EXPLODED!
(And the room was fully with foot-pieces loaded)
Now the poor cat got out of the room
And looked at its feet and shouted,"YAHOO!"

The cat's feet were back to normal size
And this she found was quiet a surprise
Her feet were back to the size of tires

And this she thought is what a cat desires

SNAKE PROBLEM - snake poems - poems about snakes

I have got a boa
Who's name is Annemarie

I found her, lying down
On a plain old prairie!

She is tame and very quiet
And doesn't even bite!
I think she'll need to go on diet,
For she's a tremendous sight!

Even though, she is so cool
She also has her bad sides
She sometimes is a bit of a fool
AND goes wild on rides


And one of the worst parts
(She might do it to you)
I swear it true I cross my heart
She squeezes you to glue!

---->more funny and scary snake poems---->

Happy Birthday

A bird was flying past a prairie
When he spotted a little berry
This bird loves berries very much
He would try to get it with some luck

But a dog spotted it too
And his greed for a berry grew
When the bird saw the dog and the dog the bird
The made growls and groans that have been never heard

Suddenly they both start a fight
Behind a tree I was watching the sight
While they were fighting I took the chance
And this was really a big advance
I took the berry and gave it to
The person that I love

which is ......you!