Funny Christmas Poems for Kids

Podcast: Listen to Santa's Brother and many more Christmas Poems on my blog Poetry4kids

Santa is sick for the holiday
So his brother will take his place
But Santa's bro´ I must say
It's really a plain disgrace

He lies still all day, and doesn't move
He doesn't even blink
Everything's hard and nothing is smooth
Santa's progress is going to sink!

Santa's brother is really still
He seems to be very lazy
Oh, would you please listen, if you will:
Santa's bro´ is pushing daisies

Halloween for kids

Halloween. Do you like Halloween stories and tales for kids and want to listen to a scary spooky Halloween podcasts, Halloween read aloud stories and free audio tales for children. Find a lot of Halloween goodies, poems and poetry on my Halloween countdown blog. Check out my blog poetry4kids you will love it! I promise, Milou

Poetry For Kids - "poetry for(4) kids", short, funny poetry and poems for kids

Poetry For Kids - "poetry for(4) kids", short, funny poetry and poems for kids

Short funny poems for kids, funny poems for kids grade 1-12, funny poetry for children, funny poetry for kids all ages.

Poetry4Kids collected the most popular websites: funny poetry for kids - short funny poems for kids and poetry blogs for children and teens of all ages on the net. Funny poetry for kids and funny poems for children is an online directory with the most visited and very popular websites and poems pages for kids on, Alexa, Google and Yahoo. The best poems and poetry websites and blogs for kids in the Top 50 - Top 100.

This kids' poetry website and blog directory is in no order and it is not complete, so if you have any suggestions please write to me and I will add the site or blog. Thanks, Milou:-)

Funny Bat Poems - Poems about Bats

Just click on "more" and on the bat! Have fun!

Funny Bat Poems

The Bat by Theodore Roethke

By day the bat is cousin to the mouse.
He likes the attic of an aging house.

His fingers make a hat about his head.
His pulse beat is so slow we think him dead.

He loops in crazy figures half the night
Among the trees that face the corner light.

But when he brushes up against a screen,
We are afraid of what our eyes have seen:

For something is amiss or out of place
When mice with wings can wear a human face.

The Bat by Douglas Florian

The bat is batty as can be.
It sleeps all day in cave or tree,
And when the sun sets in the sky,
It rises from its rest to fly.
All night this mobile mammal mugs
A myriad of flying bugs.
And after its night out on the town,
The batty bat sleeps upside down.

Florian's lovley poems and paintings are perfect for reading
to kids at bedtime. Kids will love it...like me.
Check it out, Milou
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Dinner? - A poem about a Fly by Milou

Dear Ms. Spider....

I cannot come and dine tonight
You see, I don't have very good sight
Along with that I cannot choose
Which shoes and clothes that I should use
That's not all, I have a cold
And all my bones feel cranky and old

So you see it's not the day
Why don't we dine on Saturday?

Sincerely replied,
The Fly

The Snake - Snake Poem by Milou

Its scales reflect the evilness
Black, empty eyes do not confess
Its hiss is ironing my foot
I can’t move, I stuck, like a root

This snake that I’m describing now
Is slithering to me, and makes me frown
This time I know it, my death is near
And down my spine go goose bumps of fear

But when I look a bit closer at it
I note, it’s actually a snake of plastic

ICY QUESTION - animal poem by Milou

I live in an Icy place
Look like a butler from Elisabeth her grace
I swim and slide I march and glide
When I walk I leave a duck feet trace
What am I?

What am I? - animal poem

Swimming, slipping, sliding,
What am I describing?
A little bird
Of whom you’ve heard
Who also loves fish and diving